Have you ever sat pondering to yourself about what it means to be a man in today’s world? If so, the people—I mean, men—behind The Man Expo: All Things Man purport to have the answer for you.

What they are billing as the “ultimate man exhibition” will bring together hundreds of exhibitors and thousands of attendees for one particular reason—a Y chromosome. They are promising such a manly experience—including Ultimate Fighting, paintballing, mechanical bull riding, electronic-gaming competitions, hairy-back contests, a destruction zone and much, much more—that just venturing into the testosterone-laden event will apparently promote the rapid growth of chest hair. That’s a fair warning to those of the fairer sex.

If all that isn’t enough to get you off the couch and down to Sandy, the scheduled music headliners are nothing short of epic, including Adler’s Appetite, the classic Great White and the spectacle that has become the increasingly aged Skid Row.

The Man Expo: All Things Man @ South Towne Expo Center, 9575 S. State, 801-709- 0470, April 9 & 10, ManExpos.com