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Eight arguments for abolishing the controversial college football Bowl Championship Series selection system:

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8. The top-ranked Oklahoma Sooners and Florida Gators are actually bowling leagues.

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7. BYU’s prayers and positive thoughts aren’t factored by BCS computers.

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6. The Chick-fil-A Bowl could be replaced with something more dignified, like the El Pollo Loco Bowl.

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5. More fans support a playoff system, and thousands of screaming drunks with painted faces can’t be wrong.

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4. Hack sports writers could no longer coast on recycled post-holiday anti-BCS columns.

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3. The Utah State Aggies might finally have a shot. OK, scratch that.

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2. The BCS system involves too much of the devil’s “math” and “science.”

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1. College football isn’t a real sport. Get over it and change my oil already.

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