Eight show highlights from Bret Michaels’ Rock of Love Tour, hitting Sandy’s Club 90 on Sunday, April 13:
8. A 55-minute rendition of “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” (plus a couple of non-Poison songs, time permitting).
7. A “Sniff Bret’s Bandanas” booth sponsored by Harley-Davidson and Ace Wigs.
6. A world-affairs political roundtable discussion with Bret, Flavor Flav, Gene Simmons, Danny Bonaduce and Tila Tequila, moderated by Bill Moyers.
5. A 20-minute reggae sing-along encore of “Every Rose Has Its Thorn.”
4. The “Rock of Love Skank Toss” game hosted by bodyguard Big John.
3. A wine-and-cheese pairing presented by Bret and City Weekly’s Ted Scheffler.
2. A sign-up sheet for Rock of Love 3 (must provide proof of age, strip-club 1040 form and own gyno swab).
1. The after-party, set to DJ Bretronic’s all-night house remix of “Every Rose Has Its Thorn.”