8. Free hot dogs and kettle corn at select polling locations.n
7. That liberal Tracy Aviary, whoever she is, had to be stopped.n
6. Dancing With the Stars wasn’t on. It was either vote or cry.n
5. Needed something to Twitter about between 10 and 10:05 a.m.n
4. Office polls showed Attorney General candidate Jean Welch Hill would make a total AGILF.n
3. Not ready for another elderly white leader who might not live past General Conference.n
2. Not ready for a black president if Jack Bauer doesn’t have his back.n
1. Thought that gay marriage thing was a local crisis. Whew! No gays here!