The Ocho: Endorse This | News | Salt Lake City | Salt Lake City Weekly
DONATE
Support the Free Press.
Facts matter. Truth matters. Journalism matters.
Salt Lake City Weekly has been Utah's source of independent news and in-depth journalism since 1984.
Donate today to ensure the legacy continues.

News

The Ocho: Endorse This

by

comment
art6586widea.jpg

Eight ways The Ocho is torn over whom to endorse in the Salt Lake City mayoral race:


8. Ralph Becker: Pro: Wants rivers of booze flowing through the streets. Con: Shares surname with lousy Ted Danson sitcom.

7. Dave Buhler: Pro: Plans to increase affordable downtown housing. Con: “Reasonable Guy” ad campaign is more annoying than that Big O Tires cowboy.

6. Keith Christensen: Pro: Would like to make Salt Lake City more bicyclist-friendly. Con: Looks creepy in biker spandex.

5. J.P. Hughes: Pro: Is for preservation of historical neighborhoods. Con: This quote: “Every colon looks the same.”

4. Quinn Cady McDonough: Pro: Lists City Weekly in his top MySpace Friends. Con: Shares surname with City Weekly staff writer/archenemy of The Ocho.

3. Robert Muscheck: Pro: Is completely batshit crazy. Con: Is completely batshit crazy.

2. John Renteria: Pro: Supports progressive leadership. Con: May kick your ass if you don’t.

1. Jenny Wilson: [Ocho comedy gold deleted to make room for obligatory “Jenny Wilson is City Weekly editor Holly Mullen’s stepdaughter” disclaimer]
cw

Tags