Eight planned-then-scrapped Utah events for Earth Day on April 22:

8. SLC Mayor Ralph Becker’s “Go Green, Get Funky!” disco/compost party at the City & County Building.

7. Around-the-clock screenings of An Inconvenient Truth and Bio-Dome at all Megaplex Theaters.

6. Solar power demonstrations and symposiums (pending April rain, sleet or blizzards).

5. Adopt-a-Hippie booths set up at participating Wild Oats stores.

4. The EnergySolutions Arena “Monster Truck Equinox Jam,” sponsored by Mother Jones and Skoal.

3. Bonneville Salt Flats electric-car race rally, extending approximately into August.

2. A 24-hour Liberty Park drum circle, followed by a two-hour killing spree by Liberty Park neighbors.

1. Concurrent Celestial, Terrestrial and Telestial Day celebrations.n