Eight Utah-related highlights of this week’s Republican National Convention in Minnesota:
8. Gov. Jon Huntsman Jr.’s rescheduled speech around the corner at Applebee’s.
7. The Utah Republican Party’s roll call to unanimously nominate “McCa … Romney! Uh, we’re gonna need a minute …”
6. John McCain’s Straight Talk Express colliding with KSL News’ Bullshit Bullet Train.
5. The Utah Republican Party’s roll call to unanimously nominate “McCa … Romney! Palin’s kid is a pregnant trollop! Dang …”
4. The “Utah for Ron Paul” voter revolution/half-pipe skateboard demonstration (sponsored by Salty Peaks).
3. The Utah Republican Party’s roll call to unanimously nominate “McCa … Romney! C’mon, people!”
2. That one blog about the blogger who blogged about the stuff he found on that other blog from the “Bloggers R the Nu Media!” blogroll.
1. The Utah Republican Party’s roll call to unanimously nominate “McCain! Finally! OK, repentance line forms over here …”