The Weekenders:“Salt Lake! Sure you’re young now, but one day you’ll be old like us (some of us are even 40, gasp!). The coffee shop dreams of your 20s will fade and you’ll buy a minivan. You’ll long for a release, so you’ll join with friends and play kickass rock & roll very loud and you’ll smile and feel 20 again in spurts. Then City Weekly will nominate you for Best Rock Artist, and young and old will vote for you because… rock & roll.”