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8 dangers more imminent in your everyday life than Ebola



8. That you just had to look up the word "imminent."

7. Every midterm political candidate just elected.

6. Getting caught in the middle of a violent iPhone 6 vs. Galaxy S5 argument.

5. Any Trax train, anywhere, at any time.

4. The Grumpy Cat Christmas movie.

3. A 24-hour infotainment cycle that calls itself "news."

2. Infotainment lists posing as "serious commentary."

1. The unchecked Iggy Azalea pandemic—there is still no vaccination!


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