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Corporate Affairs An office drone (Breckin Meyer) falls into the world of business trips and hookers. So it’s a motivational film. AnchorBayEntertainment.com
Juno A wisecracking teen (Ellen Page) learns her “eggo is preggo,” then finds adoptive yuppie parents and True Dork Love. Oh, silencio! FoxHome.com
A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila Thirty-two idiots fall in love with a lifeless sex doll (Tila Tequila) who makes Bret Michaels seem like a real catch. Here comes Season 2! MTV.com
More New DVD Releases (April 15) Alien vs. Predator: Requiem, American Dad: Vol. 3, In the Name of the King, Melrose Place: Season 4
Think Bret Michaels’ suitors are made to seem like insane ho-bags through malicious editing? Going by the (mostly) uncensored outtakes/extras on VH1.com, the producers are working overtime to make them look good. Even better are the glimpses behind the “reality” camera (like Bret rehearsing his “spontaneous” buh-bye speeches) and Big John wearing … Bret’s eyeliner?
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