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Former child stars in crisis nCurrent child stars in crisis nBest Week Ever, new format nBest Week Ever, old format nAny members of Poison nAny of Poison’s members nAnything … of Love nPrank shows nSkank shows nKardashians nHogans nOsbournes nJon & Kate nTheir Plus 8 nFat people nSkinny people nAnyplace … Ink nReal Housewives of … anywhere nThe Real World: anywhere nTop … anything nBachelors nBachelorettes nSassy cougars nBrassy cougars nShirtless meatheads nMeatless entrees nFrank Caliendo nSeriously—Frank Caliendo nABC Family nTMZ nThe CW nThe ShamWow nThe Iron Gym nDominos via TiVo nMorally ambiguous cops nMorally ambiguous lawyers nMorally ambiguous doctors nMorally ambiguous hair stylists nThe Cleaner nClean bikers nDirty Jobs nAny dancing whatsoever nThe Soup rip-offs nThe Soup spin-offs nBritish judges nCrazy judges nGuest judges nJudge anything n“Just You Watch the Best” nStudio 5 n | n n
“Let Bill Buy It” nThe Hive nTime-Life music collections nLifetime movies nAnime nAnimal Planet nJay Leno (at any time) nShowtime without nudity nHBO without nudity nBBC America with nudity nSandra Bullock movies nKate Hudson movies nThe ______ Awards nNumbered list shows nListed number shows nClean House nHouse marathons nPoker as a sport nSoccer as a sport nThe end of Battlestar Galactica nThe continuation of Sanctuary nStargate: anything nThe Hills nAny derivation of The Hills nAudrina’s Patridge’s horse teeth nLauren Conrad’s un-severed head nUtahns on reality TV nUtahns on reality TV on “the news” nDr. Phil nDr. 90210 nThe Doctors nKath nKim nGay assistants nStraight designers nTyler Perry’s anything nKnight Rider nLate Night With Jimmy Fallon nGame shows in primetime nThe Game Show Network nAmerican Gladiators nAmerica’s Got Talent nSean Hannity’s America nFox News Channel nFox Reality Channel nMatthew Fox nDiddy nFiddy nPaige fucking Davis n | n
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nMore New DVD Releases (Jan. 13)n n
n Balls Out n
n A psychotic high school janitor (Seann William Scott) inexplicably steps up as the tennis coach to a rag-tag group of underdogs inexplicably on their way to the state finals. Will his unorthodox ways lead them to inexplicable victory? Duh! (Sony.com)n n
n Mr. Mike’s Mondo Video n
n Late SNL writer Michael O’Donoghue’s twisted 1979 TV special rejected by NBC, finally on DVD! With the bonuses “Mr. Mike’s Least-Loved Bedtime Tales,” “The Enchanted Thermos” and “The Little Train That Died”! (ShoutFactory.com)n n
n My Best Friend’s Girl n
n Big-nosed boy (Jason Biggs) is rejected by flat-chested girl (Kate Hudson), so he brings in his obnoxious buddy (Dane Cook) to piss her off and drive her back. Naturally, obnoxious buddy falls for flat-chested girl. Duh! (Lionsgate.com)n n
n Saxondale: Seasons 1 & 2 n
n Rock & roll roadie-turned-bug-killer Tommy Saxondale (Steve Coogan) kicks against the pricks in the British suburbs in the hysterical BBC series, frequenting hookers and beating up hippies. An inspiration for us all. (BBCAmerica.com)n n n
n Wannabe Rocker n
n Not to be confused with Rainn Wilson’s The Rocker: A struggling female rock singer tries to attract record-company attention by throwing a fake party for Cher … So, this isn’t a porno? Really? Never mind … (MaverickEntertainment.cc)
nAppaloosa, Blackout, Choose Connor, Contract Killers, Dallas: Season 10, Hit & Run, Humboldt County, The Marriage Counselor, Mirrors, On the Road With Judas, Reba: Season 5, Shut Up & Shoot, Swing Vote, ‘Til Death: Season 2, Tokyo Gore Police
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