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DVD
Jessica Simpson and her boobs star in a romantic comedy about a small-town girl and her boobs looking for love in NYC. Pure. Genius. Sony.com
The Game Plan
An egotistical football star (Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson) inherits a precocious child; all-too-familiar hilarity ensues. Pure. Genius. Disney.com
Thought they ran out of material in Season 1? Ha! This show will go on forever! DVD extra factoid: Hef’s been dead since Season 2. FoxHome.com
Saw IV
More shocking than Jigsaw’s latest gore-fest from beyond the grave? The fact that Betsy Russell got a job! How ’bout P.J. Soles for V? Lionsgate.com
Couple-friends try group sex to solve their relationship problems—great idea! Hey, I’ll watch anything with Eliza Dushku. FirstLookMedia.com
Torchwood: Season 1
An elite team of good-lookin’ Brits protect earth from aliens and have sex. You know, because they’re all so good lookin.’ BBCAmerica.com
More New DVD Releases (Jan. 22)
Adrift in Manhattan, Barney Miller: Season 2, ER: Season 8, Reservation Road, Swamp Thing: Season 1, Screen Door Jesus, The Simple Life: Season 5
Moonlight
Taste, common sense and a social life kept you away from CBS’ Friday-night vampire drama Moonlight? Good news: CBS.com has full episodes (including the pilot, “No Such Thing as Vampires,” with an hysterically over-explanatory opening fantasy “interview” with Mick) and, even better, two-minute ep condensations that will tax neither your time nor brain. Well, not too much …
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