Eight World Cup Soccer chants even more lame than “I believe that we will win!”:
8. “Please excuse our country of origin should we prove victorious!”
7. “Just glad to be here!”
6. “Seriously, we’re as shocked as anyone that we made it this far!”
5. “Let’s prepare to gently flip over a Prius!”
4. “Find! That! Ball!”
3. “We’re not Mexico! Yet!”
2. “Goooaalll … oh, nevermind! So sorry!”
1. “U! S! … A?”