Eight sub-sub-tier sponsors of this weekend’s Utah Pride Festival 2009:
8. Percy’s Pizzeria & Bath House: “We’ll hold the sausage for you.”
7. The Lil’ Pink Temple: “It won’t be illegal forever.”
6. TwinkTown: “Men’s shopping for sizes 20-29.”
5. Vagibrau: “The official beer of Utah women’s rugby.”
4. Beehive Bear: “Utah’s premiere magazine for burly beardies.”
3. Marmalade Teabag Co.: “In your face since 2008.”
2. UniCuts: “One mullet for many ladies.”
1. KSL.com Classifieds: “More discreet than Craigslist.”
