7. Special guest star Ed Sheeran’s character is unexpectedly executed by special-er guest star Rick Astley.
6. It’s discovered that Tyrion has been employing an off-screen punch-up writer for his jokes all along.
5. In a fabulous musical number, the Night King is defeated by the Dayman.
4. Now a free agent, Viserion the dragon joins the cast of The Neverending Story on Broadway.
3. The White Walkers claim they mean no harm; they just want preserve their heritage.
2. Jon Snow and Daenerys have disappointing sex due to Dany’s demands to “put some Khal Drogo into it, already! And bend that knee!”
1. Closing scene: Fade to longabsent direwolf Ghost just chilling and watching Rick & Morty.
