Eight qualifications Gov. Gary Herbert will be looking for in Utah’s next Attorney General:
4. A rudimentary understanding of law, ethics and that other legal-y stuff.
3. A pinky swear to “not screw me over—I just want to love again, dang it.”
2. Willingness to somehow scrape by on a $200k/year salary.
1. No knowledge of a similar previous Ocho about replacing an allegedly corrupt Lt. Governor.