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Your New Lt. Governor

8 qualifications Gov. Gary Herbert will be looking for in Utah's next Lt. Governor

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Eight qualifications Gov. Gary Herbert will be looking for in Utah’s next Lt. Governor:

8. Republican.

7. White.

6. Male.

5. Mormon.

4. But a Ute fan, for diversity’s sake.

3. A rudimentary understanding of law, ethics and that other legal-y stuff.

2. Willingness to somehow scrape by on a $104k/year salary.

1. Must know how to DVR Fox News Sunday, Meet the Press and Duck Dynasty.

Twitter: @Bill_Frost

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