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Worst. Jesus. Ever.



Dining editor Ted Scheffler was kind enough to hip me to the latest word in devotional art from Uckfield, East Sussex, England

Yep, it's "Jesus in Jeans." It's just ... ohmygod, with the shapeless, wide-flair jeans ... and the expression on his face is so ... and his arms. And why does it look like that halo is made of balsa?

Perhaps sculptor Marcus Cornish could be prevailed upon to do something similar for Temple Square. I dunno ... something like "Jesus Wearing an Ill-fitting Mr. Mac Suit and a Nametag That Says, 'Hi, My Name Is Jesus.'"

[Image from Chris Woods' Passion]