Every year, Seattle alt-weekly The Stranger hosts a make-your-own-porno contest called--what else?--HUMP! For the fifth edition, however, they're including a certain magical underwear Utahns may be familiar with. ---

Yes, there are actual rules for HUMP!, as well as an Extra Credit incentive. To wit:

"A jury of local sex experts, sex-positive film critics, and sex-obsessed porn fans select HUMP! entries for inclusion in the festival. We look for hotness and humor-films don't have to be slick, just hot and/or funny-and entries that are made especially for HUMP! are likelier to make the cut. To prove that you made your film just for HUMP!, include one or more of these props and/or locations in your HUMP! submission:

PROPS

• a pink slip (layoff or undergarment)
• motorcycle boots
• Mormon undergarments
• e-stim unit
• Aplets & Cotlets"