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America's Next Top Mini-Model to Be Crowned Tonight

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It's been a short, strange trip from the September CW premiere of America's Next Top Model: Battle of the Bite-Sized; now it's down to virtually identical mini-models Laura and Nicole. But what happened to the shortest and strangest of all the contestants, Amber? ---

Amber was the loony (even by Tyra Banks' standards) religionut who disappeared after the first episode, never to be heard from again.

Did Jesus tell her to drop out? Will she do her best runway work during The Rapture? Is she off at a special retreat being re-virginized? Don't know, but the lil' whackjob is missed; the remaining girls (especially Laura and Nicole) just can't bring the Dra-ma.

A collection of Amber's greatest hits, in somewhat low-res quality--hey, the crazy shines through: