MTV's latest craptastic reality find The Dudesons (think Jackass, minus the intellectual gravitas) invaded small California burg Truckee for filming recently and, well, erected a giant fluid-squirting penis in downtown. Hey, they had a permit. ---

According to ABC News 10, "Truckee resident Darla Ford took a picture [left, sadly pixelated] of the sculpture and sent it to the chamber of commerce and the Sierra Sun. 'We were so appalled that something like this could take place in our town. Parents were rushing their children away from it so they would not have to explain why grown men wearing fur were drinking the white fluid and dancing in it, too,' Ford wrote in the e-mail that accompanied the photograph."

The included permit says the Dudesons cast would be sticking their tongues to a "tasteful" frozen snow sculpture, thus proving they not only lift tired ideas from Jackass, but also 30-year-old Christmas movies. Odds are, this news report is far funnier than the final MTV product: