Ever wondered just what Rep. Jason Chaffetz is trying to hide from those airport security scanners? Play the game and find out!
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Note: I wanted to learn ActionScript 3 on FlashDevelop, so I started this project back when Rep. Jason Chaffetz was being all concerned about airport scanners (for all the wrong reasons -- it had nothing to do with 4th Amendment issues and everything to do with so-called modesty and the fear of simulated "nudity").

I've learned a lot, but now, all these months later, I've finally gotten around to finishing it enough to post here on the blog.

(Note: In order for it to run properly, you must have Adobe Flash Player 10 installed -- and, if that doesn't help, please let me know!