The new True TV Podcast, recorded yesterday on UtahFM.org with Sarah Buhr, is here! Please remain calm and click here. ---

What’s new tonight:
Franklin & Bash (TNT) Series Debut: New legal dramedy Franklin & Bash pairs Breckin Meyer and Mark-Paul Gosselaar as wacky lawyers working for Malcolm McDowell—somehow, it’s even worse than it sounds.

Men of a Certain Age (TNT) Season Premiere: Immediately following, it’s the second season premiere of Men of a Certain Age … well, not immediately: Ray Romano and Scott Dracula didn’t charge up their Rascals last night.

Destroy Build Destroy (Cartoon Network) Season Premiere: Hosted/exploded by Andrew W.K., who is not a cartoon … right?

The World According to Paris (Oxygen) Series Debut: Finally, a show all about the fascinating life of Paris Hilton. In episode 1, she gets blow’d up by Andrew W.K.

Also new tonight:
Minute to Win It, America’s Got Talent (NBC); Ghost Hunters, Haunted Collector, Hollywood Treasures (Syfy); Extreme Couponing (TLC); The Real World, The Electric Barbarellas (MTV); South Park, Workaholics (Comedy Central); Pawn Stars (History); Top Chef Masters (Bravo)

Preview: Franklin & Bash. It’s a real show.