New Girl (Fox) Series Debut: A dorkette (Zooey Deschanel) moves in with three dudes and … you’ve seen the promos a hundred times; do I really need to go into this? ---Sure, she found said dudes on Craigslist, and their only employment seems to be playing pickup basketball, but this could totally last 13 weeks.
Glee (Fox) Season Premiere: There’ll be singing, dancing (or wheeling) and drama at McKinley High! Again! Oh, and Sue (Jane Lynch) is running for congress.
Body of Proof (ABC) Season Premiere: America’s favorite MILF redhead (Dana Delany) is back on the medical examiner case—tonight’s being set in the not-so-idyllic suburbs. No, it’s not Wisteria Lane … is it?
Unforgettable (CBS) Series Debut: America’s soon-to-be-favorite MILF newly-redhead (Poppy Montgomery) is on the case as The Rememberer, or The Lady Mentalist. Basically, she remembers everything, and this helps solve crimes. Just go with it.
Also new tonight:
NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles (season premieres, CBS); Raising Hope (season premiere, Fox); The Biggest Loser (season premiere, NBC); Parenthood (NBC); Tosh.0, Workaholics (season premieres, Comedy Central); Dancing With the Stars (ABC); 90210, Ringer (The CW); Kathy Griffin: Pants Off, The Rachel Zoe Project (Bravo); Teen Mom, Awkward (MTV); Web Therapy (Showtime)
New Girl: She’s adorable, quirky, na%uFFFDve and quirky!