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TV Tonight: Don't Trust the B, Revenge SVU, Finales

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What’s new on the digital dummy box tonight:

Don’t Trust the B In Apt. 23 (ABC) Season Finale: June discovers that Chloe’s party-girl lifestyle is so infamous that there’s a Japanese comic book based on it ---(Hentai or manga? This is serious, people!); James Van Der Beek discovers that Dean Cain’s Dancing With the Stars dressing room is bigger than his. (OK, now I care about DWTS.)

The Middle (ABC) Season Finale: Mike’s brother Rusty (Norm MacDonald) is getting married—soon and, according to the invitations, at the Heck house. You-know-what ensues.

Modern Family (ABC) Season Finale: Mitchell and Cam adopt another baby! Alex goes to the prom! Jay and Manny take Lily to her dance recital! Gloria says something hysterically unintelligible! Claire gets pissed at Phil! Haley makes a shocking announcement! (Spoiler: It’s that she’s a 31-year-old chain smoker.)

Revenge (ABC) Season Finale: Emily’s epic revenge endgame reaches its explosive conclusion! Well, not entirely: There’s another season coming this fall … so …

Betty White’s Off Their Rockers (NBC) Season Finale: The oldsters pull the ultimate prank on unsuspecting young folks: Social Security.

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (NBC) Season Finale: The SVU team investigates the death of a hooker at a bachelor party. Slow clap for Dick Wolf, everyone.

American Idol (Fox) Season Finale: Music is dealt a double blow as the nation crowns its next Billboard footnote … and Aerosmith performs. Steven Tyler is just ruining everything—what the fuck is your excuse, Joe Perry?

Also new tonight:
America’s Next Top Model (The CW); Total Blackout (Syfy); Duck Dynasty (A&E); America’s Best Dance Crew (MTV); White Heat (BBC America); The Soup (E!)

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