What’s new on the dummy projector tonight:

Barter Kings (A&E) Series Debut: Two dudes—one bald, with a goatee, as required by occupational reality-show law—trade stuff for other stuff. So, that’s a show.---

World’s Worst Tenants (Spike) Series Debut: “Eviction specialists”—one bald and goateed, plus a bonus goatee!—kick deadbeats out of houses. Also a show.

Teen Mom (MTV) Season Premiere: Back for another season of pumping out future stars for the two shows above. God bless Reality ‘Merica.

Also new tonight:
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Game Night (ABC); America’s Got (No) Talent, Love In the Wild (NBC); Hell’s Kitchen (Fox); The Catalina (The CW); The Real Housewives of Orange County, Pregnant in Heels (Bravo); Dance Moms, Monster-in-Laws (Lifetime); Savage U (MTV); Storage Wars (A&E); The Deadliest Catch, The Devil’s Ride (Discovery); Fact or Faked, Hollywood Treasure (Syfy); Kendra on Top (We); Pretty Little Liars, Jane by Design (ABC Family); The Glee Project, The Next Big Thing: NY (Oxygen); Tosh.O, Workaholics (Comedy Central); Rizzoli & Isles, Franklin & Bash (TNT)