What’s new on the rectangular mind number tonight:

Wilfred (FX) In tonight’s penultimate Season 2 episode, “Resentment,” will Ryan and Wilfred royally fuck up Jenna and Drew’s wedding day? ---Yeah, probably—but that’s what they get for including a talking canine sociopath and a lovelorn stalker in their nuptials. Just sayin.’

Glee (Fox) Season Premiere: Read all about it in True TV (Item 1).

America’s Got (No) Talent (NBC) Season Finale: After 75 weeks, it’s finally over! Howard Stern will be crying himself to sleep on a big pillow of money tonight, while your grandparents wonder “What the hell are we going to watch now? The Mentalist isn’t back for weeks!” Quick: Name last year’s winner Talent winner. Exactly.

Also new tonight:
Wipeout (ABC); Big Brother (CBS); Rock Center With Brian Williams (NBC); The X Factor (Fox); The Next (The CW); The Real Housewives of Miami (Bravo); Sullivan & Son (TBS); Project Runway (Lifetime); Snooki & Jwoww, Awkward (MTV); The First 48 (A&E); Louie, Totally Biased (FX); Childrens Hospital, NTSF:SD:SUV (Adult Swim)

See also: True TV's Fall 2012 Preview