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Glad You Asked: Off-White, Larry H. Miller and No Bragging Right



Dear GYA, Now that yesterday's "pantspocalypse" is over, I gotta say it really blew my mind. Did you know that women actually have two legs? I know it sounds crazy, but there are a couple of limbs under those dresses ... just like guys! Yep, God sure does work in mysterious ways. Any other crazy new things to discover today? Elder Arnol, Bountiful---

Elder, the news of LDS women wearing pants to church is both good and bad. On one hand, it's a huge stride towards gender equality. But, I fear the the fine leather workers of the sidesaddle industry will take a huge blow because of it. Oh well, here are some exciting events today that I'm sure will blow your mind:

At Off Broadway Theatre, check out the musical comedy Off-White Christmas. The show spoofs the Bing Crosby/Danny Kaye musical White Christmas, as the main characters dress as women to get out of some sticky predicaments and also sing and tap dance their way to fame and fortune. There may even be a Christmas miracle or two. The show starts at 7:30 p.m.

Energy Solutions Arena will host the Larry H. Miller family for a free holiday concert for the community. The concert will feature performances by multi-platinum country music star Collin Raye, a special holiday reading by legendary coaches LaVell Edwards and Ron McBride, with live music provided by conductor Robert C. Bowden and the Generations of Sound orchestra. Big Buddah, from Fox 13, will emcee the event.  Doors will open at 5:30 p.m. 

Melodic hardcore band No Bragging Rights will be at In the Venue/Club Sound tonight. The Alter and Forever Came Calling are also on the bill. The show starts at 7 p.m. 

A few other worthwhile events happening today: 

- It's Pub Quiz night at The Republican. The quizzin' starts at 9.  

- The Gallivan Center Ice Rink opens for skating at noon.  

- The Heritage Theatre in Perry will be showing a presentation of A Christmas Carol: The Musical at 7:30 p.m..

For today's complete list of things to do, click here.