What’s new on the box(es) tonight: ---

Burn Notice (USA) Series Finale: It’s not just the season finale, it’s the Series Finale of spy soap Burn Notice, and it ends with the  shocking twist you never saw coming: Fiona eats a sandwich! Then, there’s some yelling, shooting, exploding, etc.

Derek (Netflix) Series Debut: Dropping today on Netflix is Ricky Gervais’ Derek, a dramedy about a retirement-home worker (Gervais) that’s more weepy and preachy than funny—don’t expect a lotta laughs, even with the presence of Karl Pilkington.

Also new tonight:

Wipeout, Rookie Blue (ABC)

CBS Fall Preview, Big Brother (CBS)

The X Factor (Fox)

The Million Second Quiz (NBC)

Graceland (USA)

Anger Management (FX)

Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell (FXX)

Project Runway (Lifetime)

Childrens Hospital, NTSF:SD:SUV, The Heart She Holler (Adult Swim)

Polyamory: Married & Dating (Showtime)