Drive Angry (Syfy) Movie: A mulleted criminal (Nicolas Cage, acting his ass off) escapes from Hell to avenge his murdered daughter and save her baby from a cult while aided by a hot-pants drifter (Amber Heard, assing her act off) and pursued by the Devil (Revolution’s Billy Burke). The critics and awards panels fucked up in 2011, accidentally showering praise and trophies on Ryan Gosling’s similarly titled Drive—they, of course, meant Drive Angry. If only Syfy were in 3D ...