What’s new on the box(es) tonight:

Grave Halloween (Syfy) Movie: It’s like Syfy isn’t even trying anymore with their movie titles: The first original entry in October’s 31 Days of Halloween—which in itself is lame branding—was simply Scarecrow; next week, it’s Zombie Night; tonight, we have Grave Halloween, ---wherein “an American college student studying in Japan risks her own life to save the spirit of her dead mother, who killed herself in the notorious Suicide Forest.” At least one grave is implied, but Halloween? Not so much. Suicide Forest—now that’s a horror-flick title, and maybe a Dethklok song, too: “Camping out in the Suicide Forest!/ Where Satan’s minions can’t ignore us!/ Cooking beans in the Suicide Forest!/ Don’t call the ranger, call the florist! [guitar solo].”

Also new tonight:

Austin City Limits: The Lumineers, Shovels & Ropes (PBS/KUED 7)

Cops (Spike)

Vanilla Ice Goes Amish (DIY)

Deadly Affairs (ID)

The Graham Norton Show (BBC America)

Cupcake Wars (Food Network)

Missing at 17 (Lifetime)

Too Cute! (Animal Planet)

The White Queen, Dancing on the Edge (Starz)