Dear GYA, What do I have to say to the FTC and their claims that we at T-Mobile stole millions of dollars from our customers? "Pfft, come at me bro." As a cell-provider, it's our right to jack around customers with hidden charges, it makes us appear to be hip with the youth.The kids love it.  Because, you know, stealing $1,000 is cool... but you know what's even cooler? Stealing a $100 million.  Anything happening today as rad as T-Mobile. - John Legere, President and CEO of T-Mobile

John, I think you've been watching The Social Network a little too much, but as long as you guys keep charging $5 for 30 second ringtones, you'll be so damn cool. Here's what's happening today: 

Singer/songwriter Courtney Barnett will be at the Urban Lounge this evening. Your Friend is also on the bill. The show starts at 8 p.m. Tickets are $12. 

Los Angeles-based electro-pop duo Uh Huh Her will be at Bar Deluxe. The show starts at 9 p.m. Tickets are $15.

City Weekly's 2014 CWMA DJ of the Year Matty Mo will be at Willie's Lounge tonight.  The music starts at 9:30 p.m. Admission is free! 

For today's complete list of things to do, click here.