What’s new on the tube tonight:

Running Wild With Bear Grylls (NBC) Series Debut: “Famed adventurer” Bear Grylls (not to be confused with “famed insurance adjuster” Bear Grylls) makes celebrities cry in the woods—first up tonight, Zac Effron; in later episodes, Ben Stiller, Channing Tatum, Deion Sanders, Tamron Hall and Tom Arnold. And those are just the ones who made it out alive …

The Bachelorette (ABC) Season Finale: Says here, “Andi is torn between the final two bachelors—the handsome, playful and athletic Josh, and Nick, with whom she shares passionate bond.” Yeah … unless that bond is stuffing bodies into crawlspaces, she’ll choose Josh. Nick will move on to star in ABC’s next spin-off, The Creeper.