What’s new on the tube tonight:

Outlander (Starz) Fall Finale: The sexy Scottish bodice-ripper—a phrase heretofore never uttered—won’t return until April 2015(!), so savor tonight’s midseason finale, “Both Sides Now,” as Claire’s 20th-century husband Frank is still searching for her while she’s busy in the 18th century boning her new Highlander husband Jamie—but, has she also discovered a way back? So many tears! So many naked torsos! So many months to wait!

Saturday Night Live (NBC) Season Premiere: SNL kicks off its 40th season with host Chris “Star-Lord” Pratt and musical-ish guest Ariana “Starbucks” Grande.