What’s new on the tube tonight:

American Horror Story: Freak Show (FX) Season Premiere: In 1952 Florida, a traveling troupe of carnival folk (including AHS regulars Jessica Lange, Sarah Paulson, Angela Bassett and Kathy Bates, as well as newcomers Michael Chiklis and Finn Wittrock) encounter dark, evil forces. Insert Florida joke here.

Arrow (The CW) Season Premiere: What’s weirder: Arrow/Oliver (Stephen Amell) asking Felicity (Emily Bett Rickards) out on a date, or Felicity taking a part-time job at the Starling City Best Buy? Give the lady a raise, Ollie!