What's new on the tube tonight:

CSI: Cyber (CBS) Series Debut: Is avoiding jail time for criminal hacking by agreeing to work for the Feds a real thing? Only on CBS procedurals, the latest being the "zietgeist-y" CSI: Cyber, wherein award-winning-and-likely-regretful actress Patricia Arquette bosses around James Van Der Beek (as the requisite handsome muscle) and Shad Moss (aka Lil' Bow Wow, as the requisite hacker). It only sounds terrible because it is, as if CBS cranked it out just to make Scorpion look legit. So, naturally, CSI: Cyber will probably run for 12 seasons.

Broadchurch (BBC America) Season Premiere: 'Merica fucked up the adaptation with Fox's Gracepoint, so here's Season 2 of the original.