What's new on the tube tonight:

The L.A. Complex (The CW) Series Debut: Oh, gawd. A bunch of pretty 20-somethings (including DeGrassi: The Next Generation’s Cassie Steele and Firefly’s Jewel Staite) move into a Hollywood apartment complex with big dreams of becoming stars. ---But remember: Fame costs, Leroy! Ironically, none of these “actors” (sorry, Jewel) will ever work again after this steaming pantload—a Canadian import, no less—is canceled.

Also new tonight:
Last Man Standing, Cougar Town, Dancing With the Stars, Private Practice (ABC); The Biggest Loser, The Voice, Fashion Star (NBC); Glee, New Girl (Fox); 90210 (The CW); 16 & Pregnant, Savage U (MTV); The Little Couple (TLC); The Real Housewives of Orange County (Bravo); Chopped (Food Network); Guiliana & Bill (Style); Dance Moms: Miami, Love For Sail (Lifetime); The Deadliest Catch (Discovery); Shannen Says (We); Fact or Faked, Dream Machines (Syfy)