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Dancing With What Passes for “Stars” Returns Tonight; Mankind Remains Doomed

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The 19th … seriously? … season of ABC’s Dancing With the Stars kicks off tonight with a twist: They found no stars. DWTS did get, however, Z-listers like Alfonso Ribeiro, Tavis Smiley, Lea Thompson, Antonio Sabato Jr., a “reality” “star,” a “YouTube” “personality” and, as you may or may not suffer through below, Tommy Chong (look up Cheech & Chong, kids). So who watches this shit? Look to your left, look to your right, then weep quietly for ‘Merica …

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