Dear GYA, As a pale, balding and blonde, 40-year-old Utahn, I like to think that my demographic is by far the palest. In fact, we take great pride in knowing that when we go outside we have to lather our bald heads with a full bottle of SPF 100 in fear of being completely annihilated by the sun, or as we call it, The Harbinger of Death. Anything happening this weekend for those of us who hate the sun?  - Mark Fullshore, Salt Lake City

Mark, you're in luck. Your benevolent, pale leader, Jim Gaffigan is in town. Plus, most concerts happen after "The Harbinger of Death" goes down. Here's what's happening, starting with Friday's events: 

Tonight is Dubwise at Urban Lounge, which means you can expect a full does of bass music. UK producer Biome will headline with local support from illoom, Quintana and Artifax. The show starts at 9 p.m. Tickets are $5. 

Pop-rock band Parachute will be at In The Venue this evening. Matt Wertz and Mikey Wax will open up. The show starts at 6:30 p.m. Tickets are $22. 

The Kit Kit Cabaret will be going down at the Rose Wagner Center tonight and Saturday. The show starts at 7 p.m. Tickets are range from $45-$200. 

Brooklyn-based indie rock band The Beach Fossils will be on stage at Kilby Court. Heavenly Beat and Axxa/Abraxas will open up. The show starts at 7 p.m. Tickets are $12.

Down in Provo, the Rooftop Concert Series will wrap up it's season with performances by Neon Trees, Fictionist and The Blue Aces. The show starts at 7 p.m. Admission is free!

Saturday's events: 

The Pale Force avenger and stand-up comedian Jim Gaffigan will be at Abravanal Hall Saturday and Sunday night. Saturday's shows are 7 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. Sunday's show is at 7 p.m. Tickets start at $38.75. 

It's LDS Conference weekend so why not celebrate with a dance party at Club Jam? The party starts at 9 p.m. Admission is free!

Singer-songwriter Brett Dennen will be doing an acoustic set at Park City Live this evening. The show starts at 8 p.m. Tickets are $22. 

Over at The Depot, the Led Zeppelin Experience - No Quarter will be performing. The show starts at 8 p.m. Tickets are $18-$22. 

Indie dance band Rubblebucket will be at The State Room tonight. The show starts at 8 p.m. Tickets are $18. 


Gypsy-punk group Trifecta 3 will be at Bar Deluxe with local support from Juana Ghani, Hectic Hobo and Folk Hogan. The show starts at 8 p.m. Tickets are $8.  

Psych-metal band Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats will be at The Urban Lounge.  Danava will warm it up. The show starts at 8 p.m. Tickets are $11. 

Sunday events: 

It's Funk & Soul night at Bourbon House with DJ Street Jesus. The funk starts at 9 p.m. Admission is free!

The popular pub trivia game, Geeks Who Drink will be happening at Piper Down tonight. The quizzin' starts at 7:30 p.m. Admission is free! 

The Woodshed's infamous Karaoke That Doesn't Suck will be going down tonight at 9 p.m and it's free! 

For the weekend's complete list of things to do, click here.