Gotta be honest with you here: I'm getting tired as a Utah native of seeing snow beyond the month of March. I think we as a society need to just pause the calendar, or steal the Smarch idea from The Simpsons, push everything back a month and get back on track. It would certainly help everyone who complains about no snow happening in November and December.

I chose to talk about the weather here because talking about Easter isn't all that exciting, either. I'll just be drinking and playing video games on Sunday anyway, so I'm no authority. But I am an authority about local events, and we've got two weeks' worth for you to check out to finish out April. But first, here's a random picture of a Baby Groot cup being sold at theaters, so you can now drink out of his head.


4/16: Mr. Jesse Walker's 7th Annual Bunny Hop 2017 at The Garage
4/18: LGBTQ Suicide Prevention at Little America
4/18: One Act Festival 2017 at Westminster College
4/18: Joe McQueen Day at The Lighthouse
4/20: Ogden Unplugged 4/20 Celebration at The Lighthouse
4/21: Earth Day Trash Bash at The Local Artisan Collective
4/21: Salt Lake Gallery Stroll at Various Locations
4/21: Closing Party at CAUC
4/21: 2017 Annual Student Film Showcase at Weber State
4/22: Record Store Day at Various Shops
4/22: March for Science in Park City
4/22: Drop-in Session: Papermaking at Marriot Library
4/22: Utah Light As Air 2017 at The Rose Wagner
4/22: When She Speaks April Open Mic at Jitterbug Coffee
4/22: Park City Bunny Hop at Variou Bars
4/22: Metro Music Hall Grand Re-Opening Party
4/22: Queer Prom at SLC Public Library
4/22: No Fear Queer: A Variety Showcase of Queer Talent at The Comedy Loft
4/26: Because I Was A Painter at UMFA
4/27: Third Annual Foodtrepreneur Festival at Falls Event Center
4/27: Yoga Night at the Museum at UMOCA
4/27: Dungeons and Comedy: Freaky Geeks Edit at Beehive Social Club
4/28: SALT in Concert at Infinity Event Center
4/28: Squarewave Night at Diabolical Records
4/29: Utah People's Climate March at SLC Public Library
4/29: April Flow Jam at Cirque Asylum
4/29: Free Kittens: A Standup Comedy Show at Urban Lounge
4/29: April Fetish Ball at Area 51